Slow
There is an anomaly so odd that few people dare to speak of it. But those who run in to this new-age atrocity will never forget the experience. I am talking, of course, about the phenomenon that is slow-walkers. And you may laugh! But this problem is becoming increasingly wide-spread. An example of the worrying speed at which these sub-human creatures are infiltrating the busiest parts of the
I had a lot on my mind that day, if I remember rightly, and when I left work I was keyed-up and anxious to get home. But on my way I came across some slow walkers in a passage-way. For a while I believed them to be elderly, and so thought to myself It’s not their fault they are the slowest people on earth, don’t hate them and dream about vaporizing them with the same guns the aliens used in War Of The Worlds.
But as the darkness disintegrated I saw the unthinkable: they were young. Younger than me! The girl couldn’t have been older than thirty and the man-boy had tight jeans which showed, in all too grim, some buttocks which made me extremely jealous that I was not a young man anymore. Anyway, wishing I was younger and in better physical condition was not the point. The point was that these slow walkers were disgustingly slow and hellbent on keeping a man from his mission. So watch out people, because as the youth grow lazier, slow walkers can only become a greater problem.
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